Mummy asked me a question last night while i was preparing dinner for the family.

Mum: "How come suddenly now you got no boyfriend?

Her words surprised me.

Me: "Why should i have a boyfriend?

Mum: "I thought you always have boyfriend one? Why now dont have already?"

Me: "since when i always have boyfriend?"

Mum: "Everytime got phonecall for you from guys, now dont even have one. Why ah?"

Me: "Cos never meet the right guy, then no boyfriend lo"

Mum: "Sure you got no boyfriend anot?"

Me: "Yah lah, is there a need to have a boyfriend?"

Mum: "Last time cannot have boyfriend then u have, now can have boyfriend already but dont have"

Me: "..."

Mum: "Go Citibank find one lah"

Me: "yes yes, find a rich one. Best if got drive car right?"

Mum: "As if you got such good luck"

Me: "-.-"

Mummy was weird last night. Kept asking me to look for a boyfriend. What sia, scared i left on the shelve right! And she actually said now i can have a boyfriend. I still think im still young to have one. lol

She used to give me lotsa excuses to break up with my ex boyfriends. Once, she wrote on a piece of paper in CHINESE 10 reasons why i should break up with him. I had a hard time reading what she wrote. My Chinese sucks for goodness sake. And the other time, daddy gave me 7 words when he saw my ex boyfriend. "Xian Hua Cha Zai Niu Fen Shang" In direct translation to English, it meant "Fresh flower placed on top of cow dung". Tell me how mean they can get?

When i found one, i'll make sure i bring him home and all they have for him are good comments. No nasty ones. But that's if i found one lah. Happy waiting mummy and daddy. Your daughter may end up being an old maid. =X